Which Reminds Me

Why would our very own college hire this stupid trashy woman, Florence Blakeley, to be our Dean of Women, and who moderated a conference with the stupid title of, "Sex and the Single Woman," which I conspicuously did not attend, because, why are you even thinking about that, you stupid Dolly Tart? Don't we all have something better to do than discuss the contents of Dolly's Farty Tarty head?