Which Reminds Me

Yes, it was awkward attending church along side these somewhat loathsome repulsive reptilians, such as Christie, she of the forked tongue who is now deeply embedded with Tim, a creepy little weasel from Alabama. We were never interested in connecting to Hazel's ticky-tacky Alabama white trash cousins so it was rather distracting to find ourselves targeted by them. You probably thought I was one of Southern Fried Henry's stupid little parrots but you were wrong about that. I don't take my orders from Alabama, needless to say.