Which Reminds Me

Yes, I did notice recently the book written about the American schoolteacher in China who will go down in history as a hideous doggie dike because she failed to cut off at the pass these dirty brown Chinese hoes. I would to dig around to try to find that again and remind myself of who that was, but anyway it wasn´t me, I was never a schoolteacher working in China and also I never spent any time cuddling with some hideous brown Gonzo hoe, so this scenario does not apply to me.