Why, you wicked sinners, how dare you accuse me of something that I did not do! What I only saw in slide show pictures or read of in books, you actually did, so you cannot later really presume to be so self-righteous, when you probably know better than I how you cobbled together some false accusations, always at my expense.
Unless I could somehow be convicted of guilt by association. Jesus associated with sinners and yet was considered as perfect and sinless. But he was the Son of God. It is not so easy for a mere mortal girl to associate with these vulgar hideous people and then later be able to shake off the filth of them without a blemish on my complexion.
But then again I am under so much pressure to have a social life.