Which Reminds Me

And where is your certificate of Chinese studies and/or fluency in the Chinese language? You are disqualified from srving, being even more clueless than I am, although that is not saying much. You are not prepared to tackle this most difficult topic. Your rowing machine is a piece of fictional junk, nothing more. I was disabused of this fiction bent at an early age. The truth will not bear it. We must have the historical record first. No fictional account will work without a historical framework in view. You could be rowing yourselves straight to ORU Hell and not even know it. I do not want my story told by some clueless chatterbox from ORU Hell, needless to say. Be content with your Broadway consolation prize because that is all you can get. Needless to say.