Which Reminds Me

What is the matter, Mr. Gardner? Don't you have any brains? What's the matter? Stuck kissing that horrible Irene Void? Why should I care about the stupid Void family. That is not my problem. My surname is spelled C-a-l-k-i-n-s, NOT E-l-k-i-n-s. I do not think that we are related, needless to say. All KINS might be related if only you could track us all back to the original Garden (of Eden, that is), but there is no point to be made in this regard, other than to unnecessarily harass poor me. I do not deserve this level of harassment.