Which Reminds Me

If you were expecting The Widener Foundation to pick up the tab for all your depravities. you might be disappointed. It is not so easy to apply for welfare assistance from rich people. Where is the website to submit your request? No, you have to know them. They have to know you personally. You have to be their friend or recommended by their friends. You have to be in Philadelphia. Yes, never. Never. There is nothing in Pennsylvania worth mentioning if all you want is attention of The Widener Foundation.