Which Reminds Me

Yes, we noticed that you are very strangely eager to flunk me in any way possible. Ok, fine! Then I imagine that you will not have any problem finding some way of doing that, easy as pie. Which I imagine perhaps relieves me of the heavy responsibility of wearing some huge chunk of hardware on my head, and then having to mud wrestle those lower-than-dirt Black Irish intransigents and incorrigibles into abject submission, a thankless task entirely devoid of salary and benefits. Ha ha ha! Always so funny.