Which Reminds Me

Yes, the scripting department is reminding me yet again that I am expected to say something about how you lavished thousands of dollars upon your trashy vulgar hoe Jessica and gave all the power to her, so obviously nobody is now going to bother trying to save you from your own folly, when you are so generously bestowing your gifts upon that repulsive disgusting Jessica, as if I should care about that piece of garbage. Ho hum!