Which Reminds Me

Yes, I am vaguely aware that they have cast me as the grouchy Red Queen in their private book of Alice, which stereotypical picture obfuscates reality and prevents any opportunity of asking them questions and prevents me from ever having any rational conversation in future with any of those angry little juveniles. Given that I will never have any opportunity to revise their Book of Cliches, I think that I am perfectly entitled to remove myself from their discussion, because anyway I never really understood what was happening and anyway I never was a Canadian.