Which Reminds Me

Yes, I would be remiss to think of enlisting in the joke competition. I am not very good at telling jokes, assuming that I could even remember at least half a joke, I would probably forget the punch line so probably I should not every try to tell a joke, much less vie for the prize of "better" comedian. As I was saying, probably there is always going to be someone better than me at something, I never intended to apply for the prize of best tiddlywinks championship player, so if my whole identity is dependent on being the "best" then obviously I am going to lose and so why bother? I have no skills at tiddlywinks. Why can't I just blend into the wallpaper like everybody else?