Yes, it is quite recently that I learned that my great-grandmother's mother's maiden name was Smith. Even so, I do see how I could possibly be related to that pile of Japan garbage. I already learned from my experience in college that those Japan MKs are the most back-stabbing traitors ever, so why would I want to trade gossip with them later? They don' t make any sense.
Yes, it is unfortunate that I am forced to spend forty years learning all this code language that I didn't know existed. Oh! And even so, so what?