Yes, I noticed that some people are hardwired to the advertising department, those who prefer to agitate against the editorial department. Which means that you are not my boss and also your office is in another part of the building, where you cannot hear anything anyway. You cannot sign my paycheck so why should I try to sign yours?
But now that you may have plunged big-time into the business of Shoppers, you will have no need of my services. There is plenty of canned copy available to fill what few empty spaces remain there without having to bother me for that. Which makes it puzzling that you should be so obsessed with beating on me. I never think about you ever. I will be just fine without that.