Which Reminds Me

What a relief to know that Denise Villikainous and her husband, whatever his name was, are now living in Finland so we no longer have to endure her shrill notes now and then. There are a lot of good Scandinavian singers but Denise only dreams of being Sandi Patti with tracks. There are a lot of pretty Scandinavian girls but Norwegian Sue certainly is looking uglier than sin nowadays, obviously not one of them. I think Scandinavians are way too aggressive. They really ought to lighten up and give us a break because not everyone needs that snake thing to get along. All I really needed was a boyfriend but the statistical odds were against me. There always are more women then men numerically so some women just never find Mr. Right.