Which Reminds Me

Yes, that was so rude of Susie not to invite me to her wedding. And I could have easily attended had I been invited, but I wasn't. So whatever. Anyway, I guess that saves me the trouble of having to spend money on a wedding present for her which she would not appreciate anyway. I can just count them out and spend all of the money on myself because, anyway, I certainly can't count on them to give me a break.