Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is a bit awkward to have these rather fat and ugly Santiago dogs trying to position themselves as vampire seductresses having stolen every available male on the planet by virtue of being willing to go farther when actually we all know that these ugly girls generally get so desperate that they will go for whatever slobbering idiot they can get, which basically describes the fat ugly girl complex. Thus we heard Sandra saying that she married outside her religion, a Catholic, because probably she was desperate and what else could an ugly duckling like her expect, after all? I never met him and don't know anything else about him, but knowing what a fat ugly dog Sandra always was, I can imagine that he also would be a tedious and uninteresting bore. So I must apologize for this lousy script but someone was obviously expecting me to say this about her. Really I don't care what she does. Just because we graduated from the same college, that does not mean that we really care that much what the dull and dreary Santiagos do. Whatever. We wisely know to avoid those brown bores like the plague.