Which Reminds Me

I think it not presumptuous to consider myself too much college educated and intelligent to spend the rest of my life flipping burgers in some fast food joint, never mind the ill-informed opinion of some nattering nabob of negativity. I do like alliterations so much. How do they come up with these fast food puns, one after another, and I never even said anything to denigrate fast food workers. To each his own.