Which Reminds Me

In regards to your offer to sell me some arms, I am sorry that I will not be able to comply with your demands. It was your decision to shoot me first and ask questions later, so now that I am as good as dead there is nothing that I can share with you even if I had wanted to. I am as good as dead already by your countrified definition so your line of questioning is just more vanity of vanities blowing in the wind. If you really had a good faith desire to negotiate with me, shooting me first would be a ludicrous way to proceed. Let that be a lesson to you.