Which Reminds Me

Yes, please excuse this icky mess while I go about having the mentally retarded Deli-Craig family surgically removed from my personal business. Not that Craig, a different Craig, but you really wouldn't remember that. The Craigs all look alike to you. And my mother's name is Betty, stick that in your ear. No, you are not invited to my house to rifle through all my personal papers, not that I have anything important to show you.