Which Reminds Me

Yes, there was something weird about the way you were promoting that song by Helen. However, at the time, I had never heard of any Helen Calkins, and even now, knowing that Helen existed, I see no reason to comment needlessly in a public way about all of these many persons who are likely descended from Hugh Calkins, who came to America from Wales in 1640, because probably the numbers are many, and I would only be guessing, and there would be no point. There is no prize to win in guessing about Helen, only a huge headache in a little book. For what do I need these headaches that are being peddled and illegally touted by those honkininidiot piggies or else those stoned Coneheads? I don't need that.