Which Reminds Me

Yes, in perusing the Wikipedia website we glanced at your mugshot from the day that you were arrested for too much shredding of paperwork. That is a point way over my head. I was never your fawning secretary and/or slave labor, that I should be bothered to comment on matters too complicated for me to bother with trying to figure out how you got my name on your victims list. Even so, I don't see where that has anything to do with me. We are not acquainted. Our paths never crossed in the slightest way that I ever knew of, so it is hard for me to understand why all of these menacing threats? I never invited you to my birthday party.