Which Reminds Me

Yes, what an interesting coincidence. I never knew that Lance had that in him, but of course that was ninth grade. What else would I know about Lance? I only remember his oral report on Greek mythology, in Miss Marken's English class, during which he said some shockingly controversial things, something about those mischievous Olympian deities and their many cavortings, etc., comparisons to Christmas, but I do not remember ever hearing him mention the travel book written by his great-great-grandmother Laura, if she be so, or explaining why that should matter. What does that have to do with the price of tea in China? There are many travel books but few there be who can find a needle in a haystack.