Friday, April 17, 2020

Which Reminds M

Yes, I remember that when we had recently moved to Florida, we had reason to deal with some people from New York to buy furniture or something, and we noticed something very strange about their neurotic behavior so unlike anything we had ever seen before. Do all New Yorkers have this strange neurotic disorder or was it just that one weird person?

Coincidentally, in our researches we have noticed that there is a group of persons living in upstate New York who cannot decide whether their surname is Davenport or Calkins. Of course, that couldn't possibly be us. We know very well that our name is NOT Davenport. We are the Calkins. We are who we are. We are descended from Hugh Calkins and there is no getting around that. The paper trail is quite direct in that regards. Sorry Davenports but there is no point in asking us how that could happen. Perhaps science and the DNA testers can explain it to you.