Which Reminds Me

Yes, Oh, were you talking about my allergies? Yes, I have allergies. Every morning I wake up with a little bit of a sniffle and then usually after I sneeze once or twice and then I'm mostly fine for the rest of the day unless irritated by dust in the air or something. The doctor said that this could be treated but it would cost a lot of money and heavy series of treatments with dubious and unguaranteed results, and anyway I might outgrow it over tim, so my parents decided not to pursue that remedy. Yes, how convenient for me that these simple-minded little peasants are thus trained to automatically bow down and worship my wonderfulness every time that I sneeze, although I had not thought of it that way.