Monday, April 25, 2022

Which Reminds Me

Yes, I cannot help but ask the question, about what if I should happen to randomly select a book on the shelf, not knowing its contents in advance, and should randomly open the book to some random page, and should happen to glance upon some interesting tidbit, something that you might construe as a gun in some other context unknown to me, thus presenting itself before my unsuspecting eyes. How then am I guilty of stealing guns? You people are so stupid. Should I thus allow you to intimidate my reading habits only for the sake of your selfish greedy interests, as if the universe revolved only around your actually dull and uninteresting life?