Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is somewhat of a mystery how this tt'Backy trash Dwight came to attend our college. I could not really say whether there be any brain cells in his empty head. The fact of his belonging to the Tobacco Chewers Quad should have been a clue, but anyway, those girls did not want to let such matters get in the way of their reproductive rights, so whatever. Nobody is going to say anything about that anyway beyond the fact of college admissions standards not being what they used to be. So now their butts are glued permanently to a pile of worthless Dwight garbage that nobody wants. So, La-di-dah! So how is that my problem? I had no connection whatever to this worthless Dwight garbage.