Which Reminds Me

Yes, I cannot quite remember how it came about that, while moving from California to Virginia, I forgot to put in a forwarding order to have my mail forwarded to me. Even so, I cannot quite understand how it happens that the post office delivers my mail directly to the office of the private detective on whom you spent thousands of dollars to follow me around and dig up dirt on me, the result being that I owe you $60. Or else you are my landlords. Ok, fine, where is the bill. If you are so clever, why can't you find my forwarding address and send that along to me forthwith? I am just saying, interesting where all these people are getting their information from.