Yes, I cannot help but wonder whether worthless broomtstick Jessica Robbin-Tiwst is somehow related to that worthless broomstick from college, Janice Hoppin-Twist or whatever her name was, one of those boring types of girls who I mostly ignore, who must be seen dating a guy no matter what guy. The whole point for them is to be seen dating a guy, no matter how that works out later. The whole point for them is only to be seen dating a male figurehead and posing for pictures in the Homecoming Queen's court.
