Which Reminds Me

It is not enough to have a photographic memory when obviously you are too stupid to assemble the pieces into a coherent story. Just a snapshot here and there is not enough to explain what was going through your empty head. Maybe someday you will learn that God gave you a head to use for more than just a hatrack, to borrow a figure of speech for the purpose of clarifying the truth in a more picturesque way, never mind about Sharon's overblown distaste for my Dad's penchant for these pithy little quotations. Think.