Which Reminds Me

Sometimes we forget about how Southern California District was invaded by Kansas, and also Ohio, bringing along their prairie dog games that nobody really knows anything about, so that many people just up and quit and moved back East to avoid the Kansas punch, or was it the Ohio punch. Why are these Kansas prairie dogs so fascinated with the gospel choirs of Compton when California has or rather had so many other attractions? I don't understand. Compton is no place for a white girl such as me to get ahead, they only promote from within and also I have no Kansas credentials, unlike some other people I can think of, so there is just nothing there now for us.