Which Reminds Me

So you think that my typing test on file there entitles you to yank me around on a chain, even though you don't actually need me for anything. It's not like Catherine Pile ever discussed the details of her brilliant work there with me. It's not like I would ever get hired there. It's just that you enjoy yanking people's chains, especially mine. Yes, if only I had turned down the opportunity to apply for a job there, leaving you without a shred of paperwork with which to blackmail me later. But alas, it is not so. Should have, could have, would have.