Which Reminds Me

Yes, this is a bit awkward. How do I go about suing the CIA for trying to shove these horrible Italian people down my throat? I didn't do anything, didn't know anything about that. Why are they eager to "catch" me making some "mistake," however small, so that they can use me all for their selfish and greedy purposes? And then whenever I do whatever they want, I just look like an idiot. I think that something is very wrong with this picture.