Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember hearing about the existence of some distant cousins who are the descendants of my mother's Uncle Winfred, of whom I know almost nothing, other than basically they exist, and I would like to keep it that way. What is this nonsense about the need to hire lawyers for a fight over the tiny pittance that is paid for natural gas rights? It is not worth that much money to me that I would need to do something about whatever. I am supposed to be earning my own salary to pay for my own life without them throwing things around, but your conspiring to make my life utterly miserable and crashing my functionality has not been helpful. Thank you NOT!