Which Reminds Me

Yes, I seem to remember hearing that David will be casting me in the part of Miss Havisham from the Charles Dickens book "Great Expectations," Miss Havisham being the jilted spinster who sits there day after day staring at her moldering wedding cake. Hmm.... What a lovely and inspirational thought, David, but don't be too surprised when I do not cooperate with your dreary and sordid vision of reality. I will not be available to participate in any scenario envisioned by you. I have other plans for myself than that.