Which Reminds Me

Yes, coincidentally you might have been sitting at a desk near mine during economics class, although I cannot quite remember whether I ever actually met you. But even so, where were you in tenth grade during a field trip at the nearby cinema where they took us to see "The Man of La Mancha?" That was the starting point of a whole different nuisance, which I suspected, although without sufficient proof, was the Italians' annoying attempt to sell me off to the Arabs, because they are breeding only Christians of the Italian variety. And how do I get rid of these guys when you are egging them on behind my back? Such a puzzlement.