Which Reminds Me

Yes, I really have no place to be declaring your stage play R-rated, it really would be misleading for me to say that it was as if R-ratd, when actually it has not been in any way officially or legally been decreed so. Thus I am content to leave the theater reviewing to those who are prepared and equipped for that specialized field of endeavor. If I tried to review your play I might trip all over myself trying to think of something appropriate to say about your dreary and depressing dramatic performance. As Thumper rabbit says, "If you can't say something nice, shh, say nothing." Yes, Thumper rabbit is a good rule of thumb to go by.