Which Reminds Me

How cruelly I am harassed and tormented by the denizens of the Ignoramus Club. How could you not know that it was Dareda Embry who said that? How could you not know that it was Darlene Bangert who said that? If you had asked me I would have told you straight away but you did not ask. You only conspired to deprive me of my optional husband. I pick the battles I should fight and that was a battle that I walked away from, like so many others, for obvious reasons. All I wanted was my option to marry as I see fit. I am really not interested in discussing the semantics of that or anything else with persons who are not my mother.