Which Reminds Me

My parents voted for Nixon even though he burglarized Democratic Party headquarters and made his own name infamous. Does this mean that I, too, am guilty of burglarizing Watergate? What were my parents thinking? I cannot be expected to control these people, especially when their secret tapes are not accessible for public scrutiny. What can I do? I am just one clueless person processing these clues at the tail end of a monster. The Bible tells me to be the head and not the tail and yet everyone is working against me on this point.