Never in my life did I ever read Christopher Hitchens' book, "The Missionary Position." Have you people lost your minds? Do you actually think it is funny to joke about this book, as if there were something clever about your having read secretly, unbeknownst to me, the driveling idiocies of an atheist? I have seen this book title advertised on Amazon but I have no idea what is in that book nor any desire to find out.