Which Reminds Me

I have placed my trust in Jesus my Savior so I see no reason to be intimidated by the Thoracid mutterings of these pagan Cederblom heathens. There is nothing innately Christian about these Swedish tree-huggers as opposed to England or Germany or any other European nation that embraced Christianity during the Dark Ages and prospered thereby. As we all know, salvation only comes by faith in the one who died on the cross for me. Jesus is the only way of salvation for me and each generation must come to their own understanding of this point. I certainly never placed any faith in these shrill Swedish hags who imagine themselves the owners of Pentecostalism. Um, not really. It is more complicated than that, obviously.