Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is unfortunate that Beverly married that bellicose person of whom I remember almost nothing. But there was a divorce and apparently Beverly's in-laws someone did not get the memo. You are divorced from us now. So keep that in mind. Everything was called off. We are not interested in continuing this conversation. Besides, the rights are only worth a few cents now and then, not worth fighting about. So obviously you only care about control and power, which endears you even less to us. Who are you to command the oil reserves of the United States of America, you snarky little creep? So we should probably have the gas companies do the splitting of the baby or whatever, because either way it does not mean that much to me.