Which Reminds Me

Yes, once again Bob's lame attempt to dump me in the same bucket with trashy dog Miriam falls on deaf ears. I cannot quite understand what (or which) thing Miriam might have said to make herself such an unwanted person at Hope headquarters, but, yes, knowing that Miriam has no brakes on her mouth and we can easily imagine that she might have said some outrageous thing with which we have no desire to be associated. Yet Bob has chosen this outrageously trashy hideous dog Miriam from Louisiana to be his personal executive secretary and babysitter, so who are we to argue with the abysmally bad taste of these stupid people of Louisiana? Ok, so I never learned shorthand. We often hear the idiotic rantings of Miriam in the background: arf arf arf. Get real.