Yes, I can sort of imagine that Maine would thus be packed full of lousy jokes about the Spanish Main, thus giving you no place to be poking me.
Yes, wouldn't that be nice if I actually had some actual money in my hand to pay for all of this nonsense, because certainly from experience we see that nasty rich people never do anything helpful, they only sit there on the other side of the room glaring hatefully and saying nasty things about us behind our backs.
