Creepy Messages

Yes, that was a puzzlingly wicked and creepy message I received from the whiners. It seems that Uncle Ariel's five children imagine themselves the noble descendants of a distinct and superior race. They are going to be trampling us Calkins into the dust. This has something to do with the fact that their mother Evelyn was Scandinavian and their father sort of Germanic whereas we of the Calkins line have too much English blood flowing in our veins to suit their Nordic tastes. That was so creepy the way the genocidal Californianos pretend to be so much better than us and yet are quite racist in their own peculiarly pseudo-Nordic way. This is because they are in conquering Conquistador modus operandi and are not interested in integrating and submitting themselves in any way to the U.S. Bill of Rights. In order to complete their conquest of white America they must have "UP" at all times. They are wanting us to talk first so they can later counteract everything we say, not because they like us and want to be our friends but only because they want to use us in the role of slaves they can use in their ongoing conquest of the U.S. or else they will crush and kill us because it is just all about them. Umm, what nice people they are? Am I exaggerating? Uh... Well, ... anyway, I really should not say what I really think about that. Who am I to say what should be?