Obviously

Yes, there is really nothing for us to be so proud of when it comes to boasting about our crazy relatives. Thanks for rubbing it in, uh, NOT. Selfish greedy Cindy does not seem to realize that when she is running around acting like an idiot all over Southern California that her bad behavior is affecting all of us, even the distant relatives, reflectively speaking. Everything is not just all about Cindy. Cindy's bad behavior reflects badly upon all of us and we do sort of feel the aftershocks of her pathetically bad decisions throughout life even if we were not aware of the exact sequence of events over there. We sort of heard the gist of what happened but we obviously do not have to explain that we did not make her do that. Cindy did that all by herself without any help from us. Anyway, it is not like Cindy ever had any respect for the opinions of square pegs like me. I am not exactly sure where she got that snarky little attitude but, anyway, they probalby wouldn't be able to handle the truth even if we actually tried to explain it to them because they are too proud to admit we might know better. So we just try to be nice to them regardless of how badly they treat us and try to pretend that we did not actually hear them saying all those snarky things about me behind my back. We carry on as usual because, anyway, we really can't help people who just won't communicate and, anyway, I just want to get to heaven someday. Whether my relatives will join us there I really can't say. That is up to them.