Which Reminds Me

Yes, who knew that Byron and Stacy are actually duplicitous moonshine bootleggers in league with Puerto Rico's primordial witch Chita Rivera? What has Puerto Rico ever produced but these mindless Broadways dogs? I get no Broadway paycheck, unlike Mark Hummel, so I am under no obligation to pretend to like those obnoxious Puerto Rican bootleggers. No one with half a brain actually likes the Rivera cheaters. Their web is at last starting to catch up with them and we couldn't be happier about that.