Which Reminds Me

How many times do I have to explain that I was never interested in Broadway? Just because Mark Hummel went there, that does not mean that there was any attachment for the use of me to promote Broadway pablum for the masses. I saw the Broadway movies on TV — Oklahoma, West Side Story, etc. — but I really don't care that much about Broadway personally speaking. If I went to New York for Broadway purposes I am sure that it would take them about five minutes for them to chew me up and spit me out so obviously I would never go there. There was no reason for them to expect me to apply for the job at Broadway magazine so obviously they should not be expecting future submissions from me.