Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is a bit awkward, all these nasty French Catholics pretending to be related to me. Isn't Lisa just the most repulsive thing, the way she pretends to be so spiritual whilst all the while stabbing me in the back every time I turn around? Of course, I can say pretty much the same thing about Max. We are not particularly impressed with the French plan to absorb us into their French monstrosity whilst breeding out the Protestants. Our French uncle was trying to push me into the only mold of single woman that he knows of, that of my dad's cousin Suzanne Baits, who was a certified teacher and also traveled the globe amongst other adventures although never marrying. I, however, do not fit into that mold so this farcical drama is rather inconvenient for me. I am not a certified teacher and have no money for travel, so this whole thing just doesn't work for me. I need to find a nice Protestant husband who can pay my bills and also help us to isolate the against the French Catholic virus.