Which Reminds Me

Yes, that was weird. Why was I getting all these weird calls from the Johnson-Kennedy complex? Nobody really cares about those snarky horrid catty rich people. Well, I shouldn't presume to speak for my distant cousins, but anyway, you really shouldn't be taking those snarky rich people too seriously. They are nothing to us. They always treat us like garbage, needless to say. We already know that you are simply recusant Catholics who cannot easily find a comfort zone in the Church of England, so you will just be disappointed if you are looking to America for an escape route. We sometimes forget how good our Puritanical roots actually were in some aspects, how important for the formation of our national identity, even though fortunately time has knocked off the rough edges of that. Even so, we wouldn't be such a great nation as we are without having held out for the better part. So I am just saying.