Which Reminds Me

Since when do we care about the silly nitwits of Pennsylvania? Before college, I never had any previous acquaintance with this horrid little monster Judy Umstead and it was huge relief to be rid of her after two months of a miserable roommate situation. Why should I care what became of her? I cannot be expected to track all these dreary people who are so prone to launch into strange and inexplicable screaming fits for no apparent reason. I just have no idea what her problem was.